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lezbeyan:

Femme Nation: A photo series by 16 year old Hailey Corrall to provoke a message about misogyny in our youth.

Hhahahhahahahahah. Foolish females prepare to be beat by hte paretoerachy hammer by divine I Can’t Even.

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Anonymous asked: You watched Kim's full tape or the five minute pornhub version

titytwochainz:

you think i had time to watch 79 minutes of that dry ass sex tape? she aint even have booty shots yet. her head game was awful and she was fucking brandy’s brother. nigga was lookin in the camera like he knew kanye was gone see it one day. weird as fuck. so yeah anyway i watched the whole thing.

Same

dailyapocalypse:

It just… it can go one for days…http://dailyapocalypse.tumblr.com/

Oh

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seanbandit:

I need this

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Hannibal Buress Teaches a Valuable Lesson About Bike Security (x)

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futubandera:

THIS WOULD MAKE THE OLYMPICS SO MUCH BETTER

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Yeah.. That game was proper shit.

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masc0tforfuckups:

onlylolgifs:

Octopus changes colour outside the water

It looks like it’s dying

OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY.

Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin, along with attempting to match the tone of the ship’s(?) floor.
HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.
HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.
SHHHHH NO BABY OCTOPUS COME HERE IT’S OKAY <3

We literally have a shape shifting animal with the best camouflage mechanism in nature and nobody thinks that’s the coolest shit like what the fuck we could learn so much from it’s biology everyone needs to get outta my face cause this creature is metal as fuck

There’s one better than this. It’s the cuttlefish. (I watch a lot of animal documentaries, okay?)

No but you have to post a gif of the cuttlefish now. Animal shows are the best shows because nature



the ninjas of the sea


y’all see this motherfucker right here?
this is the Indonesian Mimic Octopus.

This cool little guy can mimic a crab, lionfish, sea snake, flatfish, and jellyfish. He uses these amazing disguise techniques to avoid and deter predators, and also to attract possible meals.

he is the sneakiest ninja of the sea


Octocamo… Bitches.